FUCUP Facts: An Alphabetical List of Approved Animals (and a Koala) [Part 1]

This post may or may not get popular with animal rights activists. For the record: I promote cockroaches. C’mon, who else does? #ExtenuatingCircumstance

Chickens: “So much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens.” Such as what, William Carlos Williams?

#3.01 That awkward moment when you lose wife and dinner in one day.

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Cockroaches: Minus the roaches. Do I need to explain? Sit back, relax and dream of shopping in BangCock. That’s what the FUCUPs enroll for at the S.x Boot Camp McG Styles. You’re welcome.

Dogs (Hello Dusty!): Alex’s BFFs. Along with children, fans, random strangers and everyone else ITWWW.

Dog eat dog. #BAMFdogsFTW!!

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Geckos: Ink geckos and orange make-up should never even exist in the same universe. (Dear H50 Make-Up, shall we forgive you for you know not what you do?? #Pending #StillPending #Still(Stop))

Mousies: After this commercial, your view of the world tampon will never be the same.

“Wee, sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous beastie, / O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!” #BurnsFTW!!

Disclaimer

{Yesterday I promised to be back with fan fiction on garters. You didn’t buy it, did you? If you did, serve you well!! Moral: Fiction writers tend to be LLWL.}

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