Is it just me or was this epi set on the day when the H50hs were just like us? Coz:
- Danno got c0ckblocked.
- Kono got shot in the belly (but she doesn’t really have one).
- Doris got caught in the act.
- No one got booked and the COTW was not solved.
Exactly what my day would look like if I were an H50h.
Fact #1: H50hs on a Graveyard Field Trip
The COTW (= Corpse of the Week) is found in a grave. Which is a convenient solution. (Am I being morbid?)
Pic 1: Hold on, a corpse is coming! (Still morbid?) Steve holds on his badge, Danno holds on his gun, Chin holds on his thigh and Kono holds on her a$$ (but she doesn’t really have one).
Pic 2: Marx finds an extra finger. This leaves me unimpressed. For I have 11 fingers, too. Look: counting 10, 9, 8, 7, 6 on the right hand plus 5 on the left hand makes it 11. See?
Fact #2: McG & Danno Oversharing
Surprise no. 1: McG has tired of running from Danno and started sharing with him. Surprise no. 2: McMom is a seeerious criminal who used a public Wi-Fi spot for hacking an FBI database instead of watching kitty vids on Youtube.
Pic 1: McG thinks: You might need to book my mom, Danno.
Pic 2: Danno thinks: You might need to remove your shirt, Steve. Methinks: Yes, please!
Fact #3: Adam & Kono Failing to Share
An H50h and a Yakuza is a match made in heaven. Dun dun dun duuuuuun!
Pic 1: The awkward moment when Adam finds out Kono is cheating on him with his twin. With his twin cell, that is.
Pic 2: The awkward moment when Kono finds out that we found her out. Kono is Boomer, Boomer is a Cylon and Battlestar Galactica is not forgotten. #CylonAndProud
Fact #4: He-McG and She-McG Fighting
McSon gets seriously upset that McMom stopped doing majik tricks and making sandwich treats for him. Trick or treat?
Pic 1: He-McG: MOMMY, SHOW ME A MAJIK CARD TRICK!!
Pic 2: She-McG: Sonny, my majik cards died in a car accident…
Fact #5: The FUCUPs FOY Spotting
The FOY is a seeerious business, y’all!! Let me remind you that the ultimate goal of the FUCUPs is to freee the FOY. But meanwhile, let’s go FOY spotting.
Pic 1: McG-Spot is shielding the FOY from the FUCUPs staring.
Pic 2: Hail thee, camerawoman!! May you live long and prosper! (Say what you will, I don’t believe >> THIS >> shot was taken by a man.)