The following positions are surely totally innocent. *cough*
If dear McG had the poor luck of being my co-worker, I’d be harassed by him on a daily basis. At least that would be my official version of events, y’know. *looks around innocently*
Pic 1: Scriptwriters occasionally confuse H50h with Star Trek and spatiotemporal disruptions ensue. Pic 2: Wardrobe people regularly confuse H50h with Weeds and hallucinatory wardrobe choices occur.
Weird Weapon Choices
Pic 1: Danno’s tongue seems to be his first choice of weapon. On all levels. *cough* I approve. Pic 2: McG feels it necessary to set my panties on fire literally. That I call a cruel and unusual overkill.
Full Means and Immunity
Pic 1: McG erroneously thinks that his means reside in his badge. (Nope, honey. They reside in your pants.) Pic 2: McG erroneously thinks that he has immunity against exploding buildings. (Neither that, dear. But the FOY will heal you.)
Not What It Looks
If this is not what it looks, then I must have missed a crucial piece of information in my life. Or in my biology classes.