As I’m posting this, my cell is ringing. I’m positive it’s Steve calling to offer himself in exchange for info on a case. I call it a deal. Coz I know it all.
Steve is in the port, so it must be about the pirate case. When in doubt, blame it on a Tongan Pirate Zombie. That’s what Danno does, check it out here.
I’ll keep you posted about how it went. If I’m not back, the zombie returned with vengeance. Coz Steve believes in Tongan Pirate Zombies, and so do I.
In case you missed the web link above, be advised that anything funny about this story was plagiarised from inspired by Rocksfan, who tells the story here.