H50h 1.04 Animated (Mostly)

There was literally a breathtaking plot in this epi. In its exposition, Danno took off his pants! At its climax, Steve took off his shirt! Other, less interesting stuff also happened.

Pantsless Danno

Danno perches on top of the examination table like a 5yr old on top of a grown-up’s chair. He pats his knee, dangles his legs, waves his arms and says: “You’re not getting it, doc, that guy is like a physical injury! I.WAS.TORTURED!!” Doc issues him a preliminary death certificate on patient’s demand 🙄 . {All pics are enlargeable.}

Shirtless Steve

Taryn Manning (as McSister Mary) proves to be the best stuntwoman EVER. She contrives to convince the audience that she’s not only unmoved but even positively bored while McG-Spot is undressing next to her. As has been said here, not giving Taryn an EMMY for this stunt is an EPIC FAIL!

As to the artsy-fartsy camera, I strongly recommend that the cameraperson read Walt Whitman here: “Unscrew the locks from the doors! / Unscrew the doors themselves from their jambs!” To put it simple: Dear camera, you screwed up. Don’t dare shoot through blinds, walls or doorjambs ever again 👿 !

Pancakes and Napalm in the Morning

Danno is the “Pancakes-in-the-Morning” kind of man. Steve is that too, but even more the “Napalm-in-the-Morning” kind. Just like that creepy military guy with the Crocodile Dundee hat in Apocalypse Now here. I have little love for weird hats and war movies either. Sorry. But starting the day with pancakes, then a helicopter ride and finishing off with a jungle hike is what makes everyone happy 😀 .

A Cute College Boy in Sunglasses

Cat blames Steve for acting like a cute college boy who knows how cute he is and won’t take no for an answer. It strikes me as convenient that Steve the college cutie has a car. I gather that American youth use cars for all sorts of activities, besides driving? Also, will anyone pls rationally explain to me why a handsome manly masculine man taking off his sunglasses  in a car is such a turn-on 😎 ? Thank you.

Awkwardchickflickmoment McGarretts

Two more extremely demanding stunts for Taryn Manning, an actress with the best self-restraint EVER.  Gif #1 shows her dressing Steve, totally against all her natural instincts, which must scream ALL CAPS: “NOOO!! UNDRESS HIM!!” Gif # 2 shows her smiling ever so innocently when Steve offers her his packed lunch. And I don’t mean the one he’s carrying in the bag but rather the one defined here 😛 .

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10 thoughts on “H50h 1.04 Animated (Mostly)

  1. You had my attention 1000% with the headline Pantsless Danny. After awhile, I managed to wander down to the rest of the post. Hilarious!!! Why is Steve sexy while removing his sunglasses? I don’t know, but he IS! I never thought about Taryn Manning in those terms, but you’re right, how did she ever pull off such a stunt? She did something similar when she hugged my wet and shirtless Danny and did not attempt to tumble to the sand and kiss him all over that wet, muscular chest.

    His “packed lunch”! Yes, please!

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    1. Your 1000% attention? Wow. I’m happy if I made you happy 🙂 True, I totally forgot about Taryn’s *stunt* on the beach in S2 – she’s REALLY incredibly good 😉 !! Based on the photos I saw from Taryn’s modelling career, she seems to have the image of the slightly “bad girl” that she is supposed to play as Mary – she’s such a good choice for McSister, I love it. The more details I’m finding about Show, the more I’m loving it. *sigh*

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      1. Yeah, I’m scaring myself too! Seeing badly cloned McG’s everywhere!
        No, seriously, MichaelMadsen in his younger years, like in Thelma&Louise 😉 back then he was such a cool guy!

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  2. I agree McSister is such a good choice with T.Manning, fits McG, absolutely the opposite of his clean-correct-determined-Navy-SEAL-manner!
    The way he is nonchalantly eyesexing her while dressing in a.frkn.hot.white.shirt (and eyebrow-lift-porn, seriously OMG) I could loose my mind when he does this kind of things! And what is she doing (?) playing with her cell, who’d believe it 😉 !

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    1. ^^ What you say!! ^^ I like that McBrother and McSister were written as opposites, it kind of makes sense and it’s fun to watch 🙂 . I was first amazed and then much amused by the shirt change scene – amazed that Taryn toys with her cell, crosses and uncrosses her legs, stares at her shoes etc.; and then I was amused when trying to imagine what I would probably do in her place 😀 . She’s a hero 🙂

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