Hey. It’s about Marnov today. The COTW is a McPerv lost.
- Has she been kidnappered (and squeezed in a car trunk)?
- Has she been arrested (most probably for indecent exposure of the FOY)?
- Did she emigrate to Hawaii (it’s not like anyone could blame her)?
Marnov Amber Alert has been called and Steve has under 43 minutes to solve the case.
Steve: Anyone seen her? She’s about this tall blahblahblah. *describing Marnov*
Steve: I need her to bite my lips for me coz I can’t stand doing it myself. *bites his lips*
Steve: Oh, I spy, I spy! I must move my fine a$$ or else she may die without her McFix. *moves dat a$$*
Steve: Ha!! Is that her panties hanging from the tree here? I hear that ladies’ panties gravitate towards the FOY. *panty flag waving*
Steve: Aaww, Marnov, I found you!! – Marnov: Yessir, you did. Now you got 06.05 minutes left to drop your pants and save me. *happy ending*