Have you got your nail glue ready and are you nekkid?
Steve McG eyes.xes Laura Hill (aka LaHa), the one who s.xes ChinChin with her eyes. Above LaHa’s right breast there appears the inscription FOY. I didn’t realise the FOY’s given name was Mackenzie. Check it out!
Yep, there is USS Missouri in the first two pics. Look again, ya McPervs! That being said, let’s focus on the important plot in the foreground. Dat A$$, check. Shirt removal, check. Pants removal, Steve? Anyone??
Steve is packing in his crotch area. Like literally. First he strips from the waist down. But the camera doesn’t show it. Then he strips from the waist up. He places all his possessions in his package and off he BAMFs.
The tourist-thieving terrorist takes a selfie with a “Seal” sign. He doesn’t like the result and so throws his cell at a fat sad tourist’s face. Steve fixes the tourist with nail glue. This was before duct tape came in fashion.
Appreciating the faaaces of him who is called a wooden actor. *snort* Unless the wooden part means steel-hard wood and refers to some of his body parts rather than his acting. Naughty fantasies?